Single white female in her 20's seeks single male also in
his 20's for long-term relationship. Dealbreakers first: No smoking (of any
kind), must want kids (3, ideally, but 2 is negotiable), and must pursue an
honest, equal relationship - no playing games. Must be smart, funny, handsome,
and kind. Requests: Should push me out of my comfort zone but not mock me when
I choose to stay in it. Sometimes Kraft Macaroni and Cheese really is where
it's at. Should be an excellent and willing cook, though, or that's all we'll
eat. Money is not a requirement, but ambition is, and you'll want to have a
strategy in place for calming me down when mine overwhelms me. Should tell me
I'm beautiful even when I'm disgustingly sick - and mean it. No playing games,
remember? Should be willing to have fun, even at the expense of looking
foolish, in any situation. For example, are you down with throwing bacon into a
shopping cart ten feet away? Should come from a loving and supportive family,
preferably one which fostered a healthy appreciation for the Muppets. Must be
able to put up with my screaming at the television during sporting events, but
joining in is not required. An appropriate understanding of personal space and
alone time is helpful, but so is an understanding of the long, silent,
supportive hug. Should be willing and able to squash bugs. Bottom line: must be
willing to love, be loved, and show it every day.
Just for the record, no applicants need apply. Position filled. (Love you, A.)
